DNC Debate Strategy Executed by and for Dummies

By on August 03, 2019 in Uncategorized

In open defiance of the constitutional prohibition of “cruel and unusual punishment” the Democrats have, to date, unleashed four presidential candidate debates on the US population. The arrival of the debate participants at the venue is what people used to see at the circus…a large number of clowns are discharged from a tiny vehicle. What follows is a guideline for observing and understanding the strategy of the Democrat/Socialist Party.

It is not unusual when watching such events to play a time honored drinking game. Those playing the game are assigned words or phrases which, each time they are used by the debate participants, require the player to drink a shot of liquor. An example will help make it clear. If a player is assigned the word “me” or the word “I” for an Obama speech that player will be fall down drunk by the end of his first paragraph.

For the Democrat debates recovering alcoholics take terms like “freedom”, “individual responsibility” and “strong economy”. They will be indisputably sober two hours later. The hapless souls that get the terms “racist”, “money for nothing”, or “the world will end in X number of years” will be suffering from acute alcohol poisoning at the end of the first hour. The good news for the DNC is that at that point even Maryanne Williamson will sound sane.

Racism

This is the term that passes for a gratuitous pejorative on the left. When the facts are unhelpful and the law offers no sanctuary the Democrats quick draw from their holsters accusations of racism. In fact Fauxcahontas invented new forms of racism during the recent debate. Now we have “environmental racism”. This akin to the playful mock headline: World Ends, Women and Minorities Hardest Hit. Attempts to define environmental racism will elude most intelligent people, i.e. non-Democrats.

The latest brouhaha involves the discovery, thanks to President Trump’s kerfuffle with Elijah Cummings, that Baltimore is in an advanced state of decay. It has been noted that the City is “infested” with rapidly multiplying rats. This cannot be a surprise to anyone who has watched the outstanding HBO show The Wire. One reason might be that very few investigative journalists want to ply their craft in a free-fire zone. The same is true of Chicago.

The DNC knows racism so: (1) Every mention of President Trump MUST include some variation of the racist theme. (2) There MUST be no discussion of the status of major cities that have been governed by Democrats since the 1950’s. (3) The term racist shall cover even those who are 1/1024th Amerind, any immigrant from a non-European country and ET. (4) There is no defense to the charge even if it is utterly without merit.

Man-made Global Climate Change

Andrew Yang managed to sum up the entire issue with his idiotic comment: “It is time for us all to move to higher ground.” This genius fails to understand that the imagined rising seas will have the biggest impact on blue states including Hawaii and the entire west coast. This could make global warming a goal for conservatives.

The end date of the world as we know it due to climate change is a rapidly moving target. Mayor Pete moved the end date forward to a decade from now. AOC started at 12 years but later explained that people just don’t get her end of the world sarcasm. Bozo O’Rourke put forth a 50 year plan to address the global climate catastrophe that would be upon us in 12 years. The green new deal has been offered up to address this imagined disaster but the plan is strangely silent about (a) how to do it and (b) the impact the “fix” will have on the world. The shutdown response is always: “the science is settled”. That is true now that science has made clear that man has little or no impact on global climate.

The DNC needs the fear factor so: (1) All discussions of global climate change MUST exclude empirical data. (2) The growing body of scientific analysis putting the lie to the hysteria MUST be ignored. (3) Anyone who disagrees will be described as a holocaust denier.

Immigration

First it was a manufactured crisis. Then it morphed into a real humanitarian crisis which could be solved only by decriminalizing illegal entry into the country. A photo of a child in a cage went viral until some Grinch pointed out that the picture was from 2014 when St. Barack was President at which point it was removed from the news cycle. Senator Warren was lachrymose when she suggested that our border agents were “ripping children from their mother’s arms.” Then another spoil sport pointed out that the majority of those children arrived unaccompanied and, as such, there were no mothers from whose arms the children could possibly have been ripped. AOC and Representative Cummings attack the “concentration camps” on the southern border and they make up stories of women drinking out of toilets and children left to sit in their own feces. Turns out Cummings has never even visited the detention centers. Here is modest proposal to resolve the collective Democrat angst. Why don’t we transfer the detainees to more humane quarters say in West Baltimore?

The DNC needs to import new voters so: (1) The immigration “crisis” is all about the children. MS 13, drug cartels and human traffickers have, at best, a cameo role in the story. (2) A wall is immoral and sends the wrong message about US values. And, in any case, there is no evidence that a wall would even be effective. (3) President Trump is only trying to limit immigration because he is, well, a racist.

Russian Interference with our Elections

We were lucky that Comey (criminal referral), Clapper (clueless) and Brennan (labeled Trump a traitor) were on the ramparts during the run-up to the 2016 election. Otherwise we would not have been able to stop the likes of Carter Page, George Papadopoulos, Boris and Natasha (from Rocky the Flying Squirrel) and James Bond from altering the outcome of the election. The Russians would have been able to manipulate the vote count in Pennsylvania and Michigan. Put aside that the real experts at voter fraud are the Democrats. We would never have discovered that Donald Trump is a Russian operative doing the bidding of Vladimir Putin. We could have ignored the fact that all of this happened while Obama was President. And Robert Mueller would not have been exposed as senile and ineffective thereby preserving his reputation as a super patriot.

Mueller says no collusion, the DNC says nyet:  (1) Even though there is no evidence of any collusion with Russia…by the Trump team…the narrative must be kept alive.  (2) If collusion is not selling then try obstruction of the investigation of a crime that never took place. (3) If all else fails then ignore the topic completely.

The Economy

The US economy is back and better than ever.  The unemployment rates for minorities and women are the lowest in 50 years.  The stock market continues to reach record highs.  The corporate tax rate has been reduced to levels that mirror corporate tax rates across the globe.  The American consumers have more money in their paychecks.  Manufacturing jobs are returning to the US.  Consumer confidence is going up, up, up.  We are energy independent and therefore no longer subject to foreign extortion.

The DNC has deflector shields up:  (1) Trump is a racist.  (2) Ben and Jerry’s ice cream is not good for you. (3)  What homeless problem?  (4)  Trump is a racist.  (5) We would argue that all Trump is doing is building on the economic miracle that was Obama’s legacy but then people would be reminded that Biden was Obama’s VP and even though Obama refuses to endorse Biden it might help him get the nomination so we will ignore the economy altogether.  Can you keep a secret?

Healthcare

Obamacare was/is a disaster.  It did extend healthcare coverage to about 10 million people but it made the product so costly it drove about 20 million people out of the system.  Only with Democrat mathematicians is that a positive.  The only way they could get it passed was to lie and Obama embraced the challenge.  You can keep your plan and your doctor…NOT!  Every American family will save $2500…NOT!  Jonathan Gruber publicly admitted the lies and told an audience that their plan took full advantage of the “stupidity of the American voter.”  The real problem is, and will forever be, that the government is incapable of doing anything well or cost effectively.  The Veterans Administration has conclusively proven that point and was a precursor of Obamacare.  If they need an endorsement for universal, mandatory healthcare they should talk to Mick  Jagger.  Jagger lives in a country with national healthcare.  Jagger needed complex heart surgery.  Jagger immediately jumped on a plane and flew to America for his surgery.  When the Democrats kill our healthcare where will Jagger go?

The DNC medical team says:  (1) Obamacare was such a brilliant success that we will do away with private health insurance and force everyone to enjoy “free” Medicare for all. ( Do you not find it odd that we must “force” people to do something that is advertised as being good for them?) (2) We will give this “free” benefit to people who have entered the country illegally. (This may actually serve as a disincentive to illegal immigration such will be the quality of future medical care.)  (3) We will reduce the cost of prescription medicine. (Thereby ensuring that there will be no new research to discover new and better medicine to deal with the depression our plan will cause.) 

Debate Moderators?

The debate moderators must be carefully selected.  Clearly Fox News is out despite the Harvard study that showed Fox was most balanced network.  All moderators must be registered Democrats and survivors of the sinking of the SS Hilliary Clinton.  Each must have flunked an IQ test.  “Gotcha” questions will be forbidden.  No one will be asked to name the Deputy Secretary of Military Affairs for Liechtenstein.  No one will be asked to define the word “fascist” which is thrown about by the candidates with reckless abandon.

No one will be asked to address the long history of the Democrat Party’s repression of blacks.  No one will be asked to explain the relationship between FDR and Theodore Bilbo, a Mississippi Senator who said: “The principle of segregation of the White and Negro races in the South is so well known that it requires no definition. Briefly and plainly stated, the object of this policy is to prevent the two races from meeting on terms of social equality. By established practice, each race maintains its own institutions and promotes its own social life.”  But, so what, Trump is the real racist.

In short there will not be a real debate.

(60) Comments

  2. The Observer

    Sifting through this entertaining sarcasm one fact is sadly clear… the media does not challenge the candidates on anything of substance.

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  3. Coco

    I had to read this in stages as it gave me anxiety. 1) We are all so mixed ethnically it is hard to be racist. 2) CNN is fear mongering all the time. This country has a media problem of lies. 3) Healthcare now makes me stroke out with every ballpark diagnosis, treatment and cost. 4) I have followed global climate change for 30 years and yet Venice, Italy is still fine and paddling. Such a farse which I believed in so long ago. Great job even though it was cruel and unusual to summarize it all a low amount of words.

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