One always admires the unique talents that people have and how they use those talents. Michael Jordan’s success on the court with time running out (NCAA Tournament 1982). Bill Clinton’s mastery of even the smallest words such as “is” (during one his many depositions). Heath Ledger’s incredible performance as the Joker (The Dark Knight 2008). Hilliary’s awesome ability to prevaricate (whenever her lips move).
Some are born liars and others are born lying. Hilliary has often suggested that she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary who, with Tenzig Norgay, was the first to reach the summit of Mt. Everest. Hilliary was born in 1947 some six years before Hillary and Tenzig conquered the world’s tallest peak. Her claim is either complete balderdash or her parents had the gift of precognition. As lies go it is a bit childish but she has worked assiduously over the years to perfect her craft.
One of her classics is the cattle futures multiplication trick which she performed in Little Rock, Arkansas, when her husband was the sitting Attorney General of that state. This was also practice for the peddling of influence which is being used even today by the Clinton Foundation. Apparently Ms. Clinton managed to transform a $1,000 investment into a $100,000 profit in a very short time. It would appear that she was working with an investment counselor named Rumpelstiltskin. When asked about this inexplicable financial coup Hilliary reached deep into her equivocation toolkit and told the world that she followed the futures market in the Wall Street Journal. This she did with a straight face and a star was born.
And what about those magic billing records that had been the subject of five year legal manhunt! All the while they were sitting in plain site on a table in the White House library. It would appear that no member of the Clinton administration ever went near a library.
Having a achieved a 6th degree prevarication black belt she was ready for the tragedy in Benghazi. To the surprise of everyone, including I would imagine the Secretary of State, the entire event in Benghazi, where four American lives were taken, was the result of a spontaneous reaction to a little known, nor long remembered video produced in obscurity in the US. Now it helps to have in your arsenal of sycophantic supporters someone like Susan Rice who redefines naivete. If you had told Ms. Rice that a Venusian space ship had arrived unannounced in Benghazi on September 11, 2012 and used an omicron ray to destroy the US compound she would have dutifully trotted off to the main stream media (five times) to peddle the fabrication. She might even have embellished the tale by hinting that the Venusian’s were really pissed about a movie on the syfy channel that had insulted the residents of Venus by casting them in a negative light.
We now know that Hilliary had sent emails to her daughter and to a foreign ambassador stating that the attack in Benghazi was, in fact, a terrorist event. This did not deter her in continuing to spread the video story. She even clung to that falsehood when she met with the families of the men who died at Benghazi. She may have even promised to hire OJ to track down the source of that provocative video. The Russians and Chinese who may have had access to her personal email account must have laughed themselves senseless.
As part of her campaign strategy she has raised a hue and cry about the war on women being perpetrated by those Wascally Wepublicans. This alleged war seems to derive from the failure of people like Mitt Romney to agree to provide free contraception to all women. This failure means that women have to go to a pharmacy to purchase contraception much as men go to such stores to purchase condoms. We need to review the meaning of the term war.
In some Muslim countries women are subjected to stoning for adultery and other offenses. There are videos of women buried up their neck being killed by fellow citizens throwing stones. This would seem to be a cruel and unusual method of punishment. In 2014 it was reported that 57 women were stoned to death during the annual Riyadh fashion week. In 1989, in the US, a father killed his 16-year old daughter for listening to rock music. These outrageous events are what truly constitutes a War on women. But Hilliary is strangely silent when such events take place. She assumes that American women cannot differentiate between stoning and having to purchase contraception which should be seen as insulting to such women.
How can we seriously consider electing this woman to the most powerful position in the world? Can we ever believe a word she says? She is the perfect combination of corruption and dishonesty which, even by political standards, is depressing. Of course there could be a worse candidate…say, for example, Bernie Sanders who lives a psychedelic parallel universe. Compared to these two Warren Harding looks like the embodiment of moral virtue.
And on the other side…there is a Constitutional hurdle to Donald Trump’s candidacy. The founding document requires that a President be at least 35 years of age but Trump generally acts like an 8 year old. Would his election be subject to challenge?