Somewhere the late and unlamented Joe McCarthy is laughing! Joy Behar is the Whitaker Chambers of the 21st century. Like Chambers, who outed Alger Hiss (so to speak), Behar has uncovered a Communist mole in our midst working to destroy the United States…Donald J. Trump. Trump’s handler, Vladimir Putin, is apparently the character played by Frank Morgan in the Wizard of Oz. Not only does he “help” his mole win the Presidency but he, through some Jedi mind trick, also maneuvers Hilliary into making a series of incredibly stupid campaign decisions and cons the good people of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania into voting for Trump. Now that is power! Ponder the brilliance of the how he chose his mole…a man who would become the poster child for capitalism and greed. For 50 years there was not a hint that Trump was a Communist spy nor was there even a whiff of his treason during that period. A brilliantly executed political coup by the Wizard of the Kremlin. But inexplicably Behar revealed all when she said we would all see the hammer and sickle on the American flag shortly after January 20. Joy Behar: Grab a Nerf mallet and Whack that Moron!
Hold back the tears and try not to cheer…Harry Reid has retired. On the day he bade farewell to the the world’s most deliberative body you could actually feel the average IQ in the Senate going up and up and up. His final rant was vintage Reid…very few polysyllabic words and a series of assertions that were utterly false. Harry Reid: drop a token and Whack that Moron…happily in absentia!
Speaking of fake news…John McCain wants a Senate investigation of the alleged Russian interference with the 2016 election. Please disregard the lack of evidence and the circumstantial nature of the claims by our various security agencies. In addition one has to wonder about Putin’s motivation for trying to “fix” our election. For eight years the US government (Read: Obama, Hilliary and Kerry) has been Putin’s lapdog. He gobbled up the Crimea and invaded the Ukraine. Our response was anemic which may actually be too strong a description. Hilliary famously resolved the US-Russia conflict by borrowing the Staples red reset button and pressing it for the world to see. And yet now Putin is public enemy #1. Remember that in 2012 Mitt Romney was ridiculed for suggesting that Russia was our real enemy. It is fair to say that Putin would have been salivating at the prospect of the indecisive Hilliary in the White House rather than a man who wants to “Make America Great Again”. The last President who wanted to restore the greatness of America was someone named Ronald Reagan and the sound you heard in 1989 was the collapse of the Soviet Union and the Iron Curtain coming down. If Putin wanted Trump to win then he may be as stupid as, well, Harry Reid. Nonetheless John McCain (a genuine war hero by the way) wants to investigate the Russian involvement. Perhaps the North Vietnamese used his head for a pinata. John McCain: head for the arcade and Whack that Moron!
James Burnham penned one of the most scathing put downs in our history when he described the political thought of Eleanor Roosevelt. Burnham pointed out that on any issue Roosevelt “spreads a squid like ink of directionless feeling. All distinctions are blurred, all analysis fouled, and in the murk clear thought is forever impossible.” Fast forward to the to the 21st century and those words could, without amendment, be applied to Nancy Pelosi. Looking for illogical thoughts from Pelosi is like following a lighted fuse…you will not have to wait long. Her most famous utterance was a testament to transparency. With regard to Obamacare she said “You will have to pass it to find what is in it”. Nancy Pelosi: have fun and Whack that Moron!
We will likely discover that Putin gave Jill Stein a post-hypnotic suggestion to demand a recount in Wisconsin. The result…an increase in Trump’s margin of victory by 162 votes. The good news: she has helped to preserve the integrity of our election process. The bad news: the totally unnecessary recount cost the taxpayers of Wisconsin millions. She has also contributed to the ongoing devaluation of a Harvard degree…she has two of them. And she believes in man-made global climate change (more on that subject below). Jill Stein (to whom the Eleanor Roosevelt quote also apples): Score some points and Whack that Moron!
Now about that fake news thing…
On April 28, 1975 Newsweek published an article entitled: The Cooling World (linked here: http://whenyourerightyoureright.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Newsweek1975-TheCoolingWorld.pdf). The premise of the piece was that global temperatures were declining and we could well be entering a new ice age. The so-called Little Ice Age lasted roughly from 1150 to 1460. The article predicts a “drastic decline in food production” and there were, in fact, a number of severe famines during the Little Ice Age. Between 1945 and 1968 average ground temperatures dropped a half a degree. Note that the decline seems to be the result of a natural shift in weather patterns and the experts, pessimistically, suggest that man would be unable to avert the inevitable cooling.
What didn’t happen was the arrival on the scene of a fevered group of Cassandras predicting global doom. There were no demands for global solutions to what turned out to be a short-lived natural phenomenon.
However when temperatures began to rise in the 1980’s the environmental community began to prophesy the end of man. Apparently in the two decades following the cooling period the activities of man caused record breaking temperatures. The globalists swung into action with dire predictions arguing that only a collaborative international effort managed by the UN could save the day. The temperature “hockey stick” confected by Michael Mann became an apocalyptic visual guaranteed to push the sheeple in the proper direction. This was the political response.
All that was needed was a scientific response and, as if by magic, a “consensus” was produced. In 2009 an on-line survey was sent to 10,257 “earth scientists”. The results were not as they anticipated so the researchers decided to use only a subgroup of 77 scientists of which 75 agreed that humans were driving the warming. That became the 97% consensus that is the QED for any discussion. The real answer is that less than 1% (75 out of 10,257) of those who received the survey thought humans were driving climate change. But if you pull the ring on the back of the neck of any climate alarmist you will get: “the science is settled. 97% of the science community agrees that man is the problem”. (Linked here: http://whenyourerightyoureright.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Scan0041.pdf)
In response to the Trump victory Chris Cuomo upped the ante. He raised the consensus to 99% and suggested that failure to accept this bogus statistic was akin to agreeing that there should be no racial inter-marriage. Chris Cuomo: take your best shot and Whack that Moron.
Things get even better with the climate hysteria. It turns out there was a warming period during the Middle Ages…the so-called Medieval Warming Period (MWP). This warming started in the 9th century and the temperatures began to decline at the start of the Little Ice Age. Scientists have argued that the MWP was warmer than the present era. Again it should be noted that this was a natural phenomenon there being precisely zero carbon emissions from fossil fuels at the time. This little hiccup was a confounding variable among the warmists and had to be explained or made to disappear. Emails leaked from the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia suggest that the hockey stick referenced above was able to make the MWP and the Little Ice Age disappear and the graph became a flatline until the last decades of the 20th century at which point there was an asymptotic increase in temperatures. The fact that there has been no statistically significant increase over the past 15 or so years is another speed bump for the true believers. These points are generally ignored by such renowned climatologists as Leonardo DiCaprio (GED). The Millennials as a group have an almost religious belief in whatever they are told about man-made global climate change and they are impervious to the facts. Demonstrators against our President-elect claim they have no future as the world will be uninhabitable in 30 years. They might want to note that one of high priests of climate fanaticism believes with apocalyptic fervor that several billion people will have to be eliminated if we are to survive. The application process to be a survivor will make a fabulous reality TV show. With people this ignorant taking the controls in the next few decades global climate change will be the least of our worries.
Items of interest…
Many will remember the game six degrees of Kevin Bacon where you try to connect a movie star to a movie with Kevin Bacon in six steps. The left has a new game…the six degrees of racism where they connect any subject to racism in six steps. For example, Chris Cuomo managed to connect global climate change to miscegenation which is a stunning feat. Try it out with your friends.
This week our outgoing President joined Mitt Romney in taking the position that we were better off when we had only the three major networks as a source of the news. Both stated that we would all be then operating with the same “facts” whether they are right or wrong. Fox news derangement syndrome is the medical term for this affliction. Obama and Romney: Line up and Whack those Morons!